The C.O.R.E. 30 Oct 201327 Mar 2017 Packed like sardines in a metal can full of pain juice. No words to describe the misery of the lady who took a seat that she clearly didn't want to…
The C.O.R.E. 29 Oct 201327 Mar 2017 Rules of Ride: Establish dominance. Use of bags, shoulders, hips, legs, feet, teeth, elbows and death stares are all acceptable and necessary techniques to establish dominance in order to get…
The C.O.R.E. 15 Oct 201327 Mar 2017 Reiteration: new trains - has bathrooms, no seats = more pain. Old trains - no bathrooms, available seats = less pain. Conclusion: Peeing on yourself is more comfortable than riding…
A Counselor’s Journal 10 Oct 201314 Mar 2017 Tired level = Zombie Mode. That kind of tired when you realize that your clothes may not be matching, shirt & tie and such, and you're okay with it. At…
The C.O.R.E. 7 Oct 2013 Just like with roller coasters there should be a "you must be this height to ride" for certain cars and seats on this pain express to keep greedy bucketheads from…
The C.O.R.E. 4 Oct 201327 Mar 2017 Yes there's an actual person under there. That's how you avoid the pain....go into a coma. #howtoride. #hardcoreryders.